THE COUNTRY HOUSE ACADEMY HAS VACANCIES FOR PUPILS IN NEED OF CORRECTION AND DISCIPLINE.
Come and revisit the hazy carefree days of school, although I very much doubt you ever had a teacher like me!….
I offer good old fashioned Corporal Punishment in its truest form. One to one lessons and Detentions.
You will be given homework, and will present yourself in uniform or a suit, neat and tidy for inspection. Implements range from canes. tawse, plimsoll, straps, crops, whips, paddles and some surprises. Not to mention my renowned hand spankings. Lots of twists and turns, games , tests all good fun – never boring