Schoolroom

 

THE COUNTRY HOUSE ACADEMY  HAS VACANCIES FOR NAUGHTY BOYS IN NEED OF CORRECTION AND DISCIPLINE.

 

Come and revisit the hazy carefree days of school, although I very much doubt you ever had a teacher like me!….

I offer good old fashioned Corporal Punishment in its truest form. One to one lessons , you will be given homework and will  present yourself neat and tidy. Implements range from canes. tawse, plimsoll, straps,  crops, whips, paddles and some surprises. Not to mention my renowned hand spankings. Lots of twists and turns, games , tests all good fun – never boring.